How to… become a Politician??? ;)

The following points will tell you how a person can become a politician, in Pakistan:

1.      .      First of all go to the jail as soon as possible
2.           You aren’t corrupt, I am sorry, you can’t be a politician.
3.            Swiss or foreign accounts, assets all over the world and especially your children shouldn’t be living in the country. You can even become the President.
4.            Marry as many women as you can, remember that it should be official or might possible, unofficial.
5.            A lady politician should know how brilliantly she can abuse a lady and how accurately she can use her punch, for the men.
6.      You should know what you are wearing unaware of how to spell the brand.
7.            You should know how many countries you have travelled if you don’t even know how to speak English language.
8.            One should be as harsh as he/she can be, should know the use of good abusive language, especially when they are there in the talk shows.
9.       .     If you stick to a single political party, you’ll fail. Change as much parties as you can.
10. .          Don’t worry about the degree, you’ll be accepted by the Parliament. Remember “Degree to degree hoti hai, asal ho ya nakal.”

PS: Adopt these things and become a successful Politician in Pakistan.

Ibrahim Gardezi

Section I

Lahore School of Economics